-Greetings and welcome to my show!
-My guest tonight is Coach Dobbs, slam dance instructor and mosh pit guru. Nice to meet you Coach.
*Thanks for having me Punkers-
-Now I understand you've taught some of the music industry's tough boys all they know about being a badass on stage, including the "spontaneus" stage dive.
*that's right-
-any names?
*sorry, but I insure my clients full confidenciality. We wouldn't want the whole world to find out that so-n-so had to be taught how to head bang.
-Well too bad. I happen to have some names right here. Let's see who these losers are. Kid Rock, Fred Durst from limp bizkit, all nine members of slipknot...
*Hey were'd you get this information?
-I'm the host buck-o, I'll be asking the questions.
*Do you have any idea what you have done???
-Don't get your dreadlocks in a knot, they're just muscians.
*Sure most of them are, but you shouldn't cross the paths of slipknot!!!
-Oh calm down, they may look like the boogy men, but under those masks are normal people like us (though maybe a bit F*cked in the head)
*But they're not normal people, they ARE the "Boogy men"!!! Why do you think they wear the masks in the first place?
-Ok who let this nutcase on my stage!!
%Swoosh-Thud!!%
-Oh my god!! someone has just impaled Coach Dobbs with a...um...what the hell are those things with the three pointy end.
Joey-It's a trident you idiotic mortal!!!
-Holy shit, Joey Jordison! and the rest of slipknot!!
Sid-We've come for your soul!! Mwah ha ha ha!!
Mick-dude!
Sid-What?
Mick-we're not gonna take his soul.
-Phew!! I thought you guys were...
Corey-we're just gonna kill him and then do a little demon folk dance upon his grave.
Mick- what is it with you and demon folk dances.
Corey-It's part of our heritage man!!
Sid-whatever, just get him!!
-AHHHH!!!!!
%static%
#the end



My next Pack ArWoMe is rapping up, maybe I should stop procrastinating?